Um....I think I'll pass.

Anybody want a piece of cake?

The doll that is hated by children everywhere

This guy first appeared on this blog four and a half years ago.

No, we still have not gotten rid of him.

He just won't leave.

I recently found him in the bottom of a toy box, and pulled him out for some younger kids to play with.  Keep in mind they had never seen or heard of this toy before.

And how, may I ask, does a toy elicit the exact same reaction in every child who encounters it?

Each of these kids took one look at this doll.

Backed sloooooowly away.

Gingerly went back.

Plucked it up.

Gazed at it's demented expression.

And then started punching it.

In the face.

It's disturbing, I tell you.

Safe to eat here? I don't know....

These pictures were taken per the request of several people who went to Hammock Beach with me.

On the way home from our weekend at Hammock Beach, we stopped at a park to eat.
We were intrigued by the sign declaring that it was the site of an archaeological dig where they are uncovering an old plantation named Mala Compra.

Everything was fine.
We ate, strolled around and looked at the dig site,
and then we noticed.... The Trees.

Black goo was oozing from this one.

An electric light growing out of a tree?
Or did the tree grow around an existing light?
How many years would that take?

Ummm....

A tree growing within a tree.
How is the bigger tree still alive?!


Here is part of my team of "weirdness finders".
They are checking out a tree that for some reason has decided to grow along the ground, rather than straight up.

What has caused these deformities?

The key must lie in the "archaeological dig".
Yeah right -- they are digging up an old plantation.
More like an alien space ship.
SOMETHING is making these trees turn out so freaky!

Why else would that plantation be named "Mala Compra"?
Translation: Bad Purchase.

happY frEakY biRthdaY!

Caution - you may not want to look at this

This is only for those with strong stomachs and intestinal fortitude.

It truly is disturbing.

I accidentally stumbled onto this blog, and what I found was a horror to behold.

Creepy.
Truly. Creepy.
Dolls.

Seriously, who would own one of those things?

True, I did collect dolls growing up.
True, I still have them, and that IS kind of creepy.
True, I have a Beaker doll.
But, these are beyond creepy.

Trust me.

I think I am going to have nightmares now.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Now, that's freaky!

I know this freaky thing has appeared in several places on the internet, but this is where he truly belongs.
Notice how the photo is kind of fuzzy?
Sort of like those photos of Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster.

Beaker's freaky cousin (Freaker)
-- last thought to be in Virginia --
has recently been spotted in PBG!
All visitors to the area need to be on the look-out for this disturbing creature.

Mom of Beaker

Freaky!

MISSING

Beaker's freaky cousin is missing!
He was last seen skulking around the Smoky Mountains.
Any information about his whereabouts will NOT lead to a reward.
(The Smiths are just happy he's gone!)

Blonde Mullet

Spotted at the 4th of July celebration.
Business in front.
Party in the back.

A bit on the freaky side

This little 'thing' was found hiding in the bushes during our family pictures.

True love?

Does Beaker have a girl friend?

Beaker has been VERY quiet recently. Is it possible that he's got himself a girl friend?

Buddies

Beware!

Beware! Beakers freaky cousin is making the rounds now! He showed up in Lake City this Christmas.

Freaky Teacher!

Here she is! She lost her apple in the past 10 years though. It's one of those gifts from my parents that I couldn't quite understand and after 7 or 8 years, I started to like her. (She used to have a bigger nut for her nose like yours, but that fell out too, so I put one of her other ones in it's place. Looks nasty close up though!)

Freaky Thing's Pet

This creature is a Smoky Mountain Troll. It sits on a shelf in our dining room, and my kids hate it. They say it is freaky, and must be Beaker's pet. Occasionally this "pet" will slightly change positions so he appears to be watching a different person at the table. This causes quite a uproar when one of the kids glances up at the "pet", only to notice he is no longer facing the same direction he was 2 days ago. (hee hee!)

This is just too freaky....

I couldn't think of a better place for this relative of The Freaky Thing.

Who says I didn't go camping?

Ask Oliver. I'm sure he remembers seeing me!

He was pretty upset that I was there.

Beaker! Where are you?

Where are you Beaker? What are you planning? I get worried when you haven't put in an appearance for a while.