MISSING

Beaker's freaky cousin is missing!
He was last seen skulking around the Smoky Mountains.
Any information about his whereabouts will NOT lead to a reward.
(The Smiths are just happy he's gone!)

Blonde Mullet

Spotted at the 4th of July celebration.
Business in front.
Party in the back.

A bit on the freaky side

This little 'thing' was found hiding in the bushes during our family pictures.

True love?

Does Beaker have a girl friend?

Beaker has been VERY quiet recently. Is it possible that he's got himself a girl friend?

Buddies

Beware!

Beware! Beakers freaky cousin is making the rounds now! He showed up in Lake City this Christmas.

Freaky Teacher!

Here she is! She lost her apple in the past 10 years though. It's one of those gifts from my parents that I couldn't quite understand and after 7 or 8 years, I started to like her. (She used to have a bigger nut for her nose like yours, but that fell out too, so I put one of her other ones in it's place. Looks nasty close up though!)

Freaky Thing's Pet

This creature is a Smoky Mountain Troll. It sits on a shelf in our dining room, and my kids hate it. They say it is freaky, and must be Beaker's pet. Occasionally this "pet" will slightly change positions so he appears to be watching a different person at the table. This causes quite a uproar when one of the kids glances up at the "pet", only to notice he is no longer facing the same direction he was 2 days ago. (hee hee!)

This is just too freaky....

I couldn't think of a better place for this relative of The Freaky Thing.

Who says I didn't go camping?

Ask Oliver. I'm sure he remembers seeing me!

He was pretty upset that I was there.

Beaker! Where are you?

Where are you Beaker? What are you planning? I get worried when you haven't put in an appearance for a while.

Happy Birthday Afreaka!

Beaker has been unusually quite lately.

Hmmmmmm..... I wonder what he's up to...

What's that?!

This photo was taken in our kitchen.

Creepy Monster Tree

Looks like it is trying to creep out of the water on all of its spindly root-legs.

Now THAT'S Freaky!

Used the "Negative Art" feature to create this gem.

This one's pretty cool.

Used the solarize feature on my camera.

He's at it Again!

Beaker managed to show up one night during our Christmas visit. I turned off all the kitchen lights and laid down to go to sleep when the kitchen light was turned on again. I looked around to see if someone was hiding to play a trick on me, but no one was there. Everyone else in the house was in bed with their doors closed and asleep. And the light switch was still in the off position.

There is only one possible explanation . . . . . .BEAKER!

(Freaky things started to happen to my computer when I was trying to post this incident.)

Beakers Inbread cousin....scary!

****Caution****** may give you nightmares!!!! We found this scary looking guy at our house yesteday! YIKES!!!!!