Is the Freaky Thing restless?

We recently bought a new microwave. We had it in our home for 2 days before it started acting up. It would turn on all by itself, and wouldn't turn off -- no matter which buttons we pushed! Of course, we immediately returned the faulty microwave to the store we bought it from. The lady at the customer service counter told us she thought it was a ghost that was making our microwave act that way. She then proceeded to tell us about the ghostly encounters she and her family had had in a house they used to live in. We smiled politely and nodded our heads in all the right places. But, we knew better. It wasn't a ghost. It was our own loveable Beaker!